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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Well, It's Official

Wednesday, Tony Snow will be named by the White House as the next White House Press Secretary replacing Scott McClellan. Let the Snowjob begin.

(and, let me toot my own horn here a little, it's 3:30 AM 4/26/06; i posted this before drudge! HAH scoop this mattiepoo)

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Cheney Sleeps During Hu Visit





Who visited? Right. What? No, Hu. So, who visited. Exactly. What is the name of the Chinese guy that visited the White House? No, Hu is his name. THAT ISN'T EVEN PROPER GRAMMAR OR SYNTAX!!! I'm just telling you who visited. Yes, that's what I want to know, WHO VISITED?? He sure did.

[gunfight ensues]

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Sunday, April 16, 2006

What Was That You Were Saying About The War?

Well, here's what they said.

"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."

- Dick Cheney, August 26 2002



"Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons."

- George W. Bush, September 12 2002

"We know for a fact that there are weapons [of mass destruction] there."

- Ari Fleischer, January 9 2003

"Our intelligence officials estimate that Saddam Hussein had the materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent."

- George W. Bush, State of the Union address, January 28 2003

"We know that Saddam Hussein is determined to keep his weapons of mass destruction, is determined to make more."

- Colin Powell, February 5 2003

"We have sources that tell us that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons."

- George Bush, February 8 2003

"Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised."

- George Bush, March 17 2003

"Well, there is no question that we have evidence and information that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, biological and chemical particularly . . . all this will be made clear in the course of the operation, for whatever duration it takes."

- Ari Fleischer, March 21 2003

"There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction. As this operation continues, those weapons will be identified, found, along with the people who have produced them and who guard them."

- Gen. Tommy Franks, March 22 2003

"We know where they are. They are in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad."

- Donald Rumsfeld, March 30 2003.

"Iraq has trained Al Qaeda members in bomb-making and poisons and deadly gases."

- Bush in October 2002.

"Saddam Hussein aids and protects terrorists, including members of al Qaeda."

- Bush in January 2003 State of the Union address.

"Iraq has also provided Al Qaeda with chemical and biological weapons training."

- Bush in February 2003.

"… sinister nexus between Iraq and the Al-Qaeda terrorist network."

Powell in his U.N. speech prior to the Iraq War.

"We have removed an ally of Al Qaeda."

Bush in May 2003.

Stated that the Iraqis were "providing bomb-making expertise and advice to the Al Qaeda organization."

- Cheney in September 2003.



"Saddam had an established relationship with Al Qaeda, providing training to Al Qaeda members in the areas of poisons, gases, making conventional weapons."

- Cheney in October 2003.


How conservative and compassionate of them. You all should be quite proud.

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

Too Many Links

I was going to post the following as a comment to San_ford's comment in regards to my little post on the whole South Park Mohamed thing.

It said it had too many links in it.

Well, I wanted to post it anyway, and I run this here shindig. So I just made another blog post. Yay me.

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Yup. screw mohamed. He was a pedophile too. Let's not forget that.

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A lot about why islam sucks:

Radical Islam: Enemy of Religions Around the World

And More

One fanatic bitching about others.

Another spicy tidbit.

Semper Fi
Mohamed died
Our Boys Fight
With sand in eyes
Because a guy
Wrote, while high
On opium, a "holy" write
That said to fry
Infidel guys
Now here am I
With more war nigh

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I Really Don't Know What To Think About This One

'God made me cancel my own crucifixion'

By Nico Hines

BRITISH broadcaster who travelled to the Philippines to be crucified on Good Friday for a television programme pulled out of the stunt in tears yesterday — and blamed God for his decision.
Dominik Diamond broke down and wept after watching nine Filipinos take their turn to be whipped and nailed on crosses and realising that his turn was next. “God wanted me only to pray at the foot of my cross,” he sobbed, sinking to his knees and praying as local people and tourists started to boo.



Five, the television channel, denied it was disappointed that Diamond, a radio and TV presenter and outspoken Daily Star columnist, had decided against being crucified. No date has been set for the broadcast of the programme. If shown, it may have to change its original working title, Crucify Me.

Diamond was set to join an elite group of radical Roman Catholics who mark each Easter by re-enacting the Crucifixion. Thousands of people gather to watch the volunteers nailed to crosses with metal spikes the size of pencils.



Continued


Thoughts, anyone?

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A Quote

We cannot defend freedom abroad by abandoning it at home.

-Edward R. Murrow

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Friday, April 14, 2006

South Park Ep. 1003-04

Ok, MSNBC had some folks on ripping the South Park guys for the most recent episode. If you're not familiar with this episode, hit google and read about it. However, i couldn't find anything on the web about the PMSNBC piece. Regardless, it pisses me off. They OBVIOUSLY have no clue what was trying to be said.

If you're going to get all pissy about something, at least try to comprehend it first.

As I say in one of my favorite quotes i made up:

DON'T HOLD STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Ok, rant complete. For now...

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Warning, Bad Pun Ahead

Well, it seems that now American can move forward, without DeLay. Well, i thought i was funny...

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