The River

Current Production Cars That Are Slower Through the 1/4 Mile Than My $1600 1990 Eagle Talon

Acura RSX Type S

Acura TL A-Spec

Audi S4

Audi TT 3.2 Quattro

BMW M3

BMW Z4

Cadillac STS V8

Cadillac XLR

Dodge Ram SRT 10

Dodge SRT 4

Ford Mustang GT (the new one too)

Honda S2000

Infiniti G35

Infiniti G35 Coupe

Jaguar S-Type R

Jaguar XJR

Lexus SC430

Maserati Coupe' Combiocorsa

Maserati Spyder GT

Mazda RX 8

Mazdaspeed MX 5 Miata Turbo

Mercedes CLK500

Mercedes CLK55 AMG

Mercedes SLK32 AMG

Mercedes S55 AMG

Mini Cooper S John Cooper Works Edition

Mitsubishi Evo VIII (Known to silly Americans as the Mistu Lancer Evolution)

Nissan 350 Z

Panoz Esperante

Pontiac Bonneville GXP

Pontiac GTO

Porsche Boxter

Porsche Cayenne Turbo

Porsche 911 Carrera 4 Cabriolet

Suburu WRX

Volkswagen R32



Not bad for $1600 bucks. It also corners like, I dunno, a car that corners really well. And I still get about 25 mpg.

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