Tuesday, July 29, 2003
Things that will never be found:
1. Jimmy Hoffa
2. A Dem that can beat Bush in ‘04
3. Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq
4. A real road to peace in the Middle East
5. Good peaches in the Middle East
6. My ideal job (getting paid to sleep)
7. A way to make drug prohibition work
8. A democratic Liberia, Columbia, Iraq, etc. etc. etc.
9. Saddam Hussein
10. A car to replace the Firebird in our hearts
11. A competent police officer in this city
12. A good left-wing talk-show host
13. A good right-wing talk-show host (Roger Fredinberg was close)
14. Osama bin Laden
15. Something to get rid of cat pee smell
16. Good lobster in south Mississippi
17. A way to balance the Federal Budget
18. A way to balance MY budget
19. Enough sleep
20. A clever ending for this list
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1. Jimmy Hoffa
2. A Dem that can beat Bush in ‘04
3. Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq
4. A real road to peace in the Middle East
5. Good peaches in the Middle East
6. My ideal job (getting paid to sleep)
7. A way to make drug prohibition work
8. A democratic Liberia, Columbia, Iraq, etc. etc. etc.
9. Saddam Hussein
10. A car to replace the Firebird in our hearts
11. A competent police officer in this city
12. A good left-wing talk-show host
13. A good right-wing talk-show host (Roger Fredinberg was close)
14. Osama bin Laden
15. Something to get rid of cat pee smell
16. Good lobster in south Mississippi
17. A way to balance the Federal Budget
18. A way to balance MY budget
19. Enough sleep
20. A clever ending for this list
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